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Absurd Server Rules Generator

Generate the most ridiculous Minecraft server rules ever written. A free parody generator for your Discord memes channel.

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Absurd Server Rules Generator is a free Minecraft parody game by CraftRank that you play right in your browser, on a computer or a phone. No download and no account.

How to play

Press the button to make a new one. Your last eight results stay in the list, each with a Copy button.

About this game

Rule 1: be nice. Rule 2: no griefing. Rule 3: all cows must wear hats on Tuesdays. This generator only writes rule 3.

Questions

Can I put these on my real server?

As a joke, sure. For real rules, keep them short and clear.

Is there a list of normal rules?

Try our 'Normal Server Rule or Admin Power Trip?' game.

Is Absurd Server Rules Generator free?

Yes. It is free, runs in your browser and needs no download or account.

Is this an official Minecraft game?

No. It is a fan-made parody by CraftRank, not made by or connected to Mojang or Microsoft.