Minecraft Hosting CEO Simulator is a free Minecraft parody game by CraftRank that you play right in your browser, on a computer or a phone. No download and no account.
How to play
Read the card and pick one of the two answers. Each answer moves the four bars at the top. If any bar hits empty or full, the game ends. Try to last as many days as you can.
About this game
You started a hosting company because hosting seemed easy. It is 3 AM, a node is on fire, a customer wants a refund for a server they never started and your support queue has 900 tickets.
Questions
Does CraftRank sell hosting?
CraftRank lists servers and resources. This game is only a joke about running a hosting company.
Which bar is most dangerous?
Uptime. Customers forgive many things, but not a server that is offline.
Is Minecraft Hosting CEO Simulator free?
Yes. It is free, runs in your browser and needs no download or account.
Is this an official Minecraft game?
No. It is a fan-made parody by CraftRank, not made by or connected to Mojang or Microsoft.
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