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Dirt House Value Calculator

How much is your Minecraft dirt house worth? Enter the size and find out in this free parody calculator.

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Dirt House Value Calculator is a free Minecraft parody game by CraftRank that you play right in your browser, on a computer or a phone. No download and no account.

How to play

Enter the width, length and height, say if it has a door, and press Calculate.

About this game

Everyone's first house was made of dirt. Now find out what it would sell for on the very real, very serious dirt house market.

Questions

Is a dirt house a bad house?

No. It kept you alive on night one.

What is the price based on?

Nothing real. It is a joke calculator.

Is Dirt House Value Calculator free?

Yes. It is free, runs in your browser and needs no download or account.

Is this an official Minecraft game?

No. It is a fan-made parody by CraftRank, not made by or connected to Mojang or Microsoft.